Meat Mountain:

Hey Kids! Are you tired of weak sandwiches with sparse meat coverage? (I'm still hungry!) Then stamp your passport to Meatropolis, strap on your harness and scale the summit of Meat Mountain (Meat Mountain).

You have never faced a mountain so daunting, so brutal, so meaty. Chock full of ham, beef, prime rib, panda, tubesteak, armadillo, bear, alligator, smothered with head cheese and topped off with chunks on monkey.

Can I have that on wheat bread?

FUCK YOU. Meat Mountain is served with Del Monaco steaks as bread you vegan pussy. Don't take my word for it. Summon the Shaman of the meats!

Close your eyes. Imagine pulsating through your third eye...we call upon the shaman of

the meats...to prey upon the flesh of the wicked...(Random chanting)

The Shaman says that we do not deserve the meat that we eat. But, he will accept your offering. Even if your meat is...funky.

BAM!!! I'm the shaman of the meats mothafucka! Get down on my mothafuckin meeeaaaatttt! HUH! (Random scat) Take it to da bridge....UNGH

I said BOOM, mothafucka eat the meat...turn it into doo doo
BOOM, mothafucka eat the meat...boom turn it into doo doo
I said BOOM, mothafucka eat the meat...turn it into doo doo
BOOM, mothafucka eat the meat...boom turn it into doo doo

Yo they say eat the meat I got a meat Bentley with meat rims they...22 inches large...got a meat cell phone with a meat app. It's ringin right now let me check it (ring). Yo it's my nigga More-Meat-pheus from the meatrix...plug yourself in...

I am More-Meat-pheus and I will be your tour guide through the meatrix. You are presented with a choice you must take. You must either eat the red steak, or the blue steak. Eat the red steak and find out how far the rabbit meat goes! Or eat the blue steak and return to your life as normal. Starring Keanu Reeves as...THE MEAT.

HA HA HA HA You have eaten the red steak and in turn have chose the meatiest of climaxes. Prepare to meet the meaty creator of the meatrix and drink meat tea.

I'm the mayor of Meatropolis and I want to show you my meats...YEAH. Garcon! Hand me the MEAT LIST. We got red meat, white meat, yellow meat black meat, blue meat. We got alligator meat and hamster meat, snake meat, rabbit meat, hippopotamus meat, panda bear meat, bald eagle meat. We've got...every kind of meat. And all this month, try our exclusive deal on MONKEY MEAT!!! (monkey noises)

For those of you unable to make it to meatropolis, we've developed new technology to deliver Meat Mountains directly to your doorstep. Introducing...THE MEAT CATAPULT! OR, take our meat home with you in our 50 pound DEHYDRATED MEAT CUBE. Every Friday night there will be live MMA fighting! (Keeeeyaaawwwww)

And now, our spokesperson...Lady Meat Meats...
Can't eat my, can't eat my, no you can't eat my meat mountain
(It's killed 4 Man vs. Food hosts)
Can't eat my, can't eat my, no you can't eat my meat mountain
(Delivered with a meat catapult)
Pa pa pa pa pot roast
Pa pa pa pa pot roast
Ma ma ma ma maaa
Pa pa pa pa pot roast
Pa pa pa pa pot roast
Ma ma ma ma maaa

You must kill all vegetarians...and eat their meat!
Their blasphemous vegan lifestyle, tainted souls, eat their meat!

Climbin up to meat mountain. Drinkin from the water fountain. Got 16 pounds of mothafuckin monkey meat! Climbin up to meat mountain. Drinkin from the water fountain. Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma MEAT.
Ma ma ma ma Meat mountain. Drinkin from the water fountain.
Got 16 pounds of mothafuckin monkey meat!
Climbin up to meat mountain. Drinkin from the water fountain.
Ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma ma MEAT

As the mayor's personal assistant, I cordially invite you to the new room at meatropolis where you SLAUGHTER YOUR OWN MEAT! (More animal noises and chainsaw noises)

When you're young and you want lots of meat, there is only one place to eat.
That's meatropolis (meatropolis)
Meatropolis (meatropolis)
Yum yum yum yum yum yum please taste our meat at meatropolis.
(Gimme a Meatar solo!)

Don't contemplate the size of your meat. It doesn't matter, eat more meat.
Don't contemplate the size of your meat. yeah yeah, eat more meat. It grows on trees.

Yeah.

If you've made it this far into the song...congratulations! The Global Warming

Extravaganza would like to thank you, by sponsoring a meat orgy....in your honor.