I'm a lonely outlaw after sundown
I raise some hell and ruin this town
I'm drinking whiskey and smoking greens
I'm bangin horses and tumbleweeds
Shreiff's comin and he's wearin a frown
He aims his shooter and guns me down
HOLY JACKRABBITS AND JUMPFIRES I shot him down in cold blood
I hope he burns in hell
OUTLAWS BURN IN OUTLAW HELL
BUT YOU WONT GO IF YOU AVOID THESE COWS
AVOID THESE COWS
AVOID THESE COWS
THESE ARE SATAN'S COWS
SATAN'S COWS GO MOOOOOOOO
Greetings, you've entered the waiting room of Saint Lucifer Satanicus
Don't be confused sugar, this is the real hell and you will now be tortured for all of eternity
I know it sounds bad, but hey it's only Polka Hell, you'll get used to it.
Answer the telephone. Speak to the gentlemen on the other line.
Hello, this is the Polka Devil's executive assistant and he wanted me to inform you
that he's very sorry he can't get to you right now. So he's gonna have to re-incarnate you.
But, you're not goin back to Wisconsin
We're gonna need to put you on a comprehensive polka hell workout program
GET U SOOOOMME
Ring Ding
Are you with me?
Side to side and down and up
Everybody do the demon bump!
One and two and three and four
Worship Satan more and more!
With the bump....The Demon bump
Reincarnation level complete
and you know what we're gonna reincarnate you as?
A surfer...I know outlaws don't like surfers
ironic...hmmmmmmm?
Surfs up mothafucka
Huh...should we go...to the HAAAAA
I'm drinking whiskey and smoking greens
I'm bangin horses and tumbleweeds
I'm a lonely outlaw after sundown
I raise some hell and I ruin this town
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