Are you ready? To blast off to planet dance?
I don't think so
Get down, mothafuckin down
no get back up, you heard the man do as he says
wait down was better try that out, your laws don't apply on Planet Dance
Ok get up again it's awesome, Do as he says or you will never arrive on Planet Dance
SIDEWAYS, there is no gravity on Planet Dance
UPSIDE DOWN, Feel yourself floating away to the beat
CONCRETE JUNGLE, There's jungles on Planet Dance
Beware of the Native creatures, oh look there's one right there
Earthling, why have you come to my planet
I've come here to dance and feel all the beats that you aliens love
Did you come here to get down or the GET BACK UP?
I don't know the guy behind the thing kept telling me to do different things and it was fuckin weird
DO AS I SAY and you will get out of here alive...and boogie
Oh man all I want is to boogie, hence this...baaaaaaaa
DON'T OBEY ME AND YOU WILL BE SERVED, Like all earthlings are hahahahaha
stop laughing, observe my dancing...is it adequate to your alien lifestyle on Planet Dance?
No Hu-man, you are not boogieing nearly enough. You have neither gotten down nor up.
Now PREPARE TO BE THROWN INTO THE FUNK VOLCANO HAHAHAHAHA
How bout that shit
It's so funky I don't know what to do
Pretty motherfucking goddamn funky if you ask me
You got that right I sure am in a big pile of funk right now
Get me outta here cause this is fucking crazy and I'm in a big pile of fuuunk
Young traveler, I'm the sorcerer of getting down
and I'm here to tell you, you're gonna have to get off this planet if you ever want to see earth again.
Because this X is wearin off...and it's gonna be real tough to explain this once you're still on Planet Dance
And you're not on Ecstasy
So GO FORTH Traveler
YOU MUST TRAVEL THROUGH HELL TO ESCAPE FROM PLANET DANCE (x3)
Well played Traveler
You've escaped Planet Dance
But on the way don't forget everything you've learned...about life, love
You got up. You got down. You boogied. You ran through hell and back
You met some aliens that was fuckin weird but ahh remember that
And remember the lessons you've learned.
Well Done Traveler
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