Aye ye lads and lasses on three! 1 2 3
Grab your lads and your lass the little tykes
Take your whacken club to prevent a bite.
We'll go down and have a merry time at the zombie petting zoo.
There's cows and squirrels and Weedly mice
There's a goat that likes to smell you
And we'll ALL go down and have a pint at the Zombie Petting Zoo
Cuz Zombie's will get ya juicy...and then they'll eat ya pussy (x2)
The undead got that chronic, but they can't touch my phonics
I'll grind on all their bitches, and give them a colonic
Jumpin on that train, feastin on Zombie brains...at the pettin zoo
....Nigga what you gonna do
Cuz Zombie's will get ya juicy...and then they'll eat ya pussy (x2) pussy pussy pussy
Pussy BRAINS
BRAINS, BRAINS an all you can eat buffet of brains
BRAINS, BRAINS even more fun than eating a human BRAINS
BRAINS, BRAINS just because we eat humans doesn't mean we can't play with cute animals
Fill up your pint, Sheer the sheep and sing the song again!!
Grab your lads and your lass the little tykes
Take your whacken club to prevent a bite.
We'll go down and have a merry time at the zombie petting zoo.
There's cows and squirrel and Weedly mice
There's a goat that likes to smell you
And we'll ALL go down and have a pint at the Zombie Petting Zoo
Cuz Zombie's will get ya juicy...and then they'll eat ya pussy (x2) pussy pussy pussy
Sippin on mah purple drank, sniffin on that pussy stank
Bumpin to my fly beats, pettin animals I meet
Zombie's chewin on my arm while I'm chillin at the farm
They're tryin to eat a fool, it's a bad pettin zoo
Well I'm rollin 30 deep with some 22s, you be fuckin mad hoes if you step in my shoes. But you shot a blank, you stank. And I'm HIGH ON CRANK! Zombies be smokin that dank
Cuz Zombie's will get ya juicy...and then they'll eat ya pussy (x2) pussy pussy pussy
YAAAAAAA
This petting zoo is owned by SATAN YAAAAAAAAAAAA
That's why Zombies are welcome in
Heed my word children, when you're making the choice of the petting zoo you're going to attend this weekend. Don't frequent the petting zoo zombies also frequent. It's a hazard to your health and everyone around you. Hell you might lose a limb, get bit and turn into a zombies yourself. And They'll probably eat the animals. Plus, they have better animals down the street. So get your pet on...the SAFE way.
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